Love

Saturday, April 30, 2011

5 Reasons Prince William Can Kick Your Ass

Prince William may be a reserved and aristocratic do-gooder with a potent charm and knack for bagging beautiful babes, but he’s far from a wallflower. In fact, the future king of the Commonwealth is a walking, talking killing machine who’s not afraid to unleash a military-style can of whoop-ass onto anyone foolish enough to challenge him. His height, fitness level, intelligence, and extensive military training means the 28-year-old Eton lad is well-equipped to defend himself. 

Let’s ignore the fact he comes across as a bit of a softy and focus on the 5 reasons why he could most probably kick your ass.



No.5 He's Cold-Blooded

It has often said that Prince William has never forgiven the paparazzi for killing his mother -- and who can blame him? But his hostility towards the press indicates just how long he can hold a grudge. So if you think a few minor punches and a Rock-style smackdown will be the end of it, you're sadly mistaken. Chances are he won’t take your conduct lightly, so the next time he’s up for a fight, he may just come looking for you with his friends and colleagues in tow.






No.4 He's As Fit As A Horse

Like most royals, William is a keen sportsman. Polo, football and shooting are just a handful of his favorite hobbies, and he’s also not afraid to squeeze into a pair of budgie smugglers for a spot of water polo. This means two things: 1) he’s comfortable in his body, and 2) he’s physically strong, agile and full of energy, so he won’t tire out easily. This will give him a distinct advantage over anyone who’s not as physically fit. While you’re gasping for air, he’ll be busy laying into you.





No.3 He's Tamed Machines

From a Ducati 1198 SP to a Chinook, Prince William has handled some heavy machinery in his time. The Ducati itself is a high-performing superbike that requires an extensive amount of manpower to control its 170 hp engine. And the Boeing CH-47 Chinook, with its twin-engine and top speed of 170 knots (that’s 196 mph to you and me), is far too powerful to be considered a boy’s toy. In fact, each of these bad boys require, among other things, strength, intelligence and sheer skill to operate, so if William can tame even the most hostile of machines, he’ll have no trouble doing so to a mere mortal.



No.2 He Can Take A Beating

Even as a child, William was a tough cookie. During a game of golf, one of the young prince’s friends hit him over the head with a seven-iron, which left him with a permanent scar on his head. William claims the scar sometimes glows, which prompted him to name it his "Harry Potter scar." Seeing as he was barely a teen at the time, William got straight back up and brushed it off. So while you may be able to deliver some killer blows, the tough prince can handle anything you throw at him.




No.1 The Royal Family Has His Back

She may not be as tough as old nails, but Queen Elizabeth II is arguably one of the most powerful people in the world. Presiding over 16 Commonwealth realms, she’s in a position to dish out some pretty harsh punishments, as proved by her predecessors. Nearly 70,000 people were executed under Henry VIII’s reign; Mary I burned hundreds of so-called sinners at the stake and Elizabeth I ordered the beheading of Mary Queen of Scots. 

Such bloody and brutal slayings are non-existent in modern Britain, but the queen is never short of strings to pull, especially if someone is trying to harm her grandson. If we were you, we’d start running.

credit to BERTAN BUDAK

No comments:

Related Posts Plugin for WordPress, Blogger...

You Might Also Like...